Bullshit Presents

December 26, 2011

I’m familiar with cars for graduation. Christmas, not so much.

Here’s one to point out:

returning my kindle fire and getting an iphone…this is bullshit.

The English in most of the other posts is worse.

It’s my favorite because it reminded me of Louis C.K.’s “Everything’s Amazing & Nobody’s Happy” interview with Conan:

I was on an airplane, and there was high-speed Internet on it. That’s the newest thing that I know exists. And I’m sitting on the plan and they go “Open up your laptop; you can go on the Internet”. It’s fast, and I’m watching YouTube clips; I’m in an airplane! …and then it breaks down. And they apologize: “the Internet’s not working”.

The guy next to me goes: “Pfft, this is bullshit.”

Like, how quickly the world owes him something he knew existed only ten seconds ago.

What may have seemed over the top in Louis’s skit seems a lot more real now.

(via reddit)